So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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