ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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