Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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