So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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