its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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