Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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