am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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