I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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