the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
