At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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