somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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