I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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