Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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