Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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