I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
