there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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