Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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