i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
My bed smells like the plague
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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