I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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