what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I feel like a drive thru vagina
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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