there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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