How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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