the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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