Where did you get a picture of my penis
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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