Welp...herpes.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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