At least make sure they are 18
Why
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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