before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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