I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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