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(817): View more from Texas

You're completely useless in the revolution.

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(281): View more from Texas

How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend

(936): View more from Texas

Get a boyfriend

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(518): View more from New York

Only a mothe r could love this liver

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.

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(562): View more from California

bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.

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