since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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