What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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