Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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