I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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