he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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