NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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