I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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