Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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