Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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