Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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