Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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