another moral hangover. fuck.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
