Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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