If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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