i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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