similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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