I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I could fuck to npr.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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