I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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