DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
