do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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