Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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