I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
